January 2012
SO GUESS WHAT, GUESS WHAT, GUESS WHAT.
diamondintheroughrpg:
Did you hear the news?
It’s true! Diamond in the Rough is OFFICIALLY OPEN!!!
Yes! We mean it!
So come on over to http://diamondintherough.b1.jcink.com/index.php?act=idx and LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
…don’t judge Amber too harshly for all her cat gifs, she had 5 pages of them.
Pennyroyal tea is a drink that is taken specifically to induce an abortion.
So why, dear girl I went to high school with…
Did you name your new daughter Penny Royal?
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I require This Providence
remember the time I found out the Will-yum beckett married into my family and I shit myself
It is nice to know that if I am knocked up, my friends Brandy and Jason would happily adopt my baby.
WIZARDING REALM →
Okay, so checks it. I’m a mod on this really awesome amazing site call Wizarding Realm. It’s a Harry Potter, Hogwarts-based, present-day, alternate universe (wherein no Harry Potter, no Voldemort, none of that ever existed) RP, and it’s… just an awesome place. We have students and teachers available to play, we have sorting, we have someone who will create a wand for you,...
“Im not afraid to fall in love, Im just afraid that I might not be ready for her. Real Talk”
Jeff posted that on facebook a couple days ago, a day that we were hanging out. My friend Brandy assumes its about me and is trying to push him towards me.
I hope it’s about me. I can’t imagine who it would be if not me.
December 2011
One of my best friends Rob and his wife Jenn had their baby girl, Jasmine, last night, and I am so excited for them, and I can’t wait to meet her.
In other news, I just friend requested the main kid from Kindergarten Cop on facebook, now what.
Well, one half of him at least, since the role was played by twins.
I need to get a bigger bed, because Jeff and I just don’t fit on this one.
Maybe we would if Jeff sleep on his side and not the middle :O
I just hate everyone in this tag.
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Do not take your anger out on people you love.
Do not take your anger out on people you love.
I am so sick of the ignorant motherfuckers on my...
I understand that you as a Christian celebrate Christmas, and maybe you’re not up to snuff on what other people do during the “Christmas season.”
But… When you say that Christmas is the only “real” religious holiday celebrated in the month of December… it makes me want to fucking punch you in the fucking dick.
Also, if you use your limited knowledge to...
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Happy Birthday Evan Winiker
You are my favorite Steel Train Bassist ever.
What makes that song even better is that Taylor Swift actually dated Drew for a bit…
Or well, at least went out with him a couple of times.
Jeff knows that I am in love with both Bill Hader and Jason Sudeikis, but he can never remember Jason’s name, so he always calls him my non-Hader boyfriend.
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the tags of this post are disgusting and tmi but I have to put it somewhere before I die.
Note #2:
I’ve been hired at Target.
Target allows me to have purple hair.
Therefore, I’m dying my hair back purple.
Have you ever been in so much pain that you thought you were going to throw up from said pain?
I’m there right now.
Jeff is playing video games with my 11 year old cousin and it just makes me want to responsibly breed with him.
I know it sounds like I hate fun., but really I don’t. I love them and I think they’re an amazing talented band and a fantastic group of people. What I do hate, is people that cannot make the distinction between fun. and steel train and the format. Also, people who gush about wanting to do bad things to Jack. I’ve seen some pretty graphic stuff and it weirds me the fuck out.
Breakdown of the Steel Train Tag
fun. - 50%
Jack Antonoff - 35%
Audio posts/graphics/lyric posts - 10%
Posts from Steel Train Members - 4%
Anyone else from the band - 1%
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Fun fact: The original singer of Steel Train, Scott Irby-Rannier, works at an Urban Outfitters in New York as a greeter.
I see so many misconceptions about Steel Train on tumble that I just want to clear up, but I feel like I’d be here all day.
I wish people would stop tagging steel train in fun.-related posts.
They are not the same band.
Sharing a member does not automatically mean they are relevant to my interests.
They are relevant to my interests, but still.
I’m tired of looking at my steel train tag and seeing fun. songs.
If it’s just Jack, then sure, tag away.
But if it’s fun., plz to not tag.
Just to clear up some confusion
Steel Train is not Jack’s side project.
fun. is Jack’s side project.
So any mention of “Steel Train taking Jack’s time away from fun.” is a grossly inaccurate statement.
I’m just in such a blah place. I just… don’t understand Jeff. I love him, I’m in love with him. He says he loves me, but he doesn’t think he’s in love with me. We hug, we cuddle, we support each other, we take care of each other, we hang out, we laugh, we make plans, any time not spent together is usually time spent alone or with family, we talk about getting...
I feel like a shitty person for being annoyed that I have to change my root canal appointment for my uncle’s funeral, but I need to get that root canal done soon, and I’m about to start working and I won’t have time to get it done…
I get my cleverness from him
Me: Hey, Dad. Can I ask a stupid question?
Dad: Better than anyone I know.
Me: ...
Sometimes I wonder what the point of it all is.
I have done something to make people not trust me with responsibility, and that makes me sad.
GOD DAMNIT HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER.
GOD DAMNIT ALL TO SHIT.
I HATE YOU.
HATE YOU SO FUCKING MUCH
I HOPE YOU DIE.
I HOPE YOUR ENTIRE WRITING STAFF BURNS IN A FIRE.
GOD DAMNIT ALL TO SHIT.
FUCK YOU.
FUCK.
YOU.
LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN UNDERSTAND HOW HARDCORE I SHIP BARNEY AND ROBIN AND OH MY GOD WAS THIS MY CONFIRMATION? DID I MISS AN EPISODE SOMEWHERE? OH MY GOD BARBIN.
OH MY GOD BARBIN
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reflux replied to your post: reflux replied to your…
I reblogged that yesterday. It was hilarious. I thought you’d enjoy it.
I did enjoy it. I enjoyed it greatly. Good call, sir, I appreciate it :D
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reflux replied to your photo
25.media.tumblr.com/tum…
I think I love you, bro.
Top 5 Reason My Dad Is Awesome
He took my car to get oil changed and find out why it’s shaking. It was on low fuel, so I offered him 20 dollars to get it to and from the place. He said he’d take care of it. Not only did he offer to pay the 600 dollars to fix my engine mounts (why the car was shaking) but he filled up my gas tank entirely.
My birth control is out and I don’t have the 200 dollars to refill it...
I have an interview question.
If you had a theft charge and were acquitted but it’s still on your record… should you mention that in an interview? Or should you just hope they don’t do a background check? Or… what? This is such a weird situation and I’ve never had to deal with something like this before, so I have no idea what advice to give.
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Jeff and I both got interviews at Target and I am crossing my fingers that it’s for different positions and we both get the job because
A. We both need jobs like whoa and B. Carpooling yaaaaaay and C. Our friend Troy works there too, so it’d be real chill and D. I really dig Target.
My uncle does not have any brain activity, and thus he is not a candidate for being kept alive while comatose.
They’re going to pull this plug this weekend.
Today my uncle, who has already be inundated with medical issues, losing his foot, kidney failure, etc, went in for a routine medical thing. And then in the middle of the procedure his heart stopped. They got it working again, but he’s in a coma.
A fucking coma.
And they don’t think he’s ever going to come out out it.
And he’s good as dead.
And I feel like shit because...
November 2011
finding a job is harder then actually having a...
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There is too much truth to this.
Fuck the job market.