January 2011
Reblog if you're not going to be with the person...
fabulouslittlekilljoy: dreamingofthefuture: spectacularthings: xoxo-gossip-maddy: whereartthouwildthings: heisjealousforme: cause I don’t really wanna kiss anyone! what what. ^ whaddup well i wanted to see mac tonight but the little fucker hasn’t responded to my message so i guess not guys are bastards I kissed him like an hour ago, does that count? I’ll kiss his...
Jan 1st
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December 2010
Goodnight.
(Lol, it’s 8AM)
Dec 31st
I don't give a fuck that it's gonna be 2011.
/kanyeshrug Just a whole ‘nother day and night. Nothing special, but now I’ve got to buy a new fucking calender.
Dec 31st
Gonna go kidnap Lainey and take her to Georgia.
Dec 31st
Dec 31st
If any of you guys are trolling Lainey, I'm going...
And slit your throat.
Dec 31st
Happy for Lainey Blog #12
Dec 31st
That awkward moment when you realize the dude...
Dec 31st
New Diet:
Eat really fattening stuff Wash it down with a milkshake Get sick because I’m lactose intolerant. ??? Food has no time to turn to fat!
Dec 31st
Whataburger basically brought back the A1 Thick...
You fucking bastards, the thick and hearty was my jaaaaaam.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Daniel Silbert Un-Appreciation Post
Dec 31st
Also, fuck you guys, my top ten list was boss
Dec 31st
-tohaveahome: Look at this idiot’s facebook picture. dacupcakebomb: UMM, EXCUSE YOU. THATS ME. YOU WANNA SAY SOMETHING TO MY FACE BABE? NO? THEN GO GET A LIFE. JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO HAVE FUN, AND I’M NOT AFRAID TO LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT, BECAUSE I’M NOT LOOKING FOR A LOVER ON THE INTERNET. I’M NOT TAKING PICTURE AFTER PICTURE OF MYSELF SO I CAN LOOK GOOD FOR WHOMEVER COMES ACROSS MY PICTURE. I...
Dec 31st
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When your foot falls asleep and you forget and...
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
Cunt Chocula
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
So my cousin works in research and development at...
And she brought home all these free samples of stuff that she created. And my Christmas was spent eating fruit-filled frosted mini wheats (coming out in January!) and Strawberry Acai Nutrigrain bars, and entire boxes of gingerbread and pumpkin pie poptarts.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Amber's Top Ten Albums of 2010
Honorable Mentions 15. Good Charlotte - Cardiology  I feel like this album is so low on the list because I didn’t listen to it as much as I should have. It’s a great album though, and as many CDs as I bought this year, it says a lot that GC made it on here. I will always love them, forever and ever. 14. The Audition - Great Danger I’d never really listened to The Audition...
Dec 30th
I don't think you understand.
signmyshoe: -sexontoast: stfusamm: -sexontoast: I fucking love infomercials like no other bitch. If I could, I’d stay up all night to watch them hnnng.  oh wait. that’s what I’m doing right now. OMG THE MAGIC BULLET AND THE POWER JUICER ITS LIKE I DON’T HAVE ANY POWER OVER MYSELF I JUST SIT THERE WITH NO FREE WILL AND STARE AT THE TELEVISION LIKE ITS THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS LIKE ...
Dec 30th
Amber's Top Ten Albums of 2010
Honorable Mentions 15. Good Charlotte - Cardiology  I feel like this album is so low on the list because I didn’t listen to it as much as I should have. It’s a great album though, and as many CDs as I bought this year, it says a lot that GC made it on here. I will always love them, forever and ever. 14. The Audition - Great Danger I’d never really listened to The Audition...
Dec 30th
Liev Schreiber as a woman is strangely hot to me.
Dec 26th
Can someone please link me somewhere good where I...
I’ve got 2 weeks before school starts.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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I have a crush on Liev Schreiber.
Dec 26th
Dec 26th
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I’m feeling awful. Like just… idk, flu-like maybe. And I just asked my dad if he could rub my back like he did when I was a kid and feeling horrible. And he was like, “Use the back massager.”  And I’m like, “No, I hate those things, all they do is vibrate, not massage. They feel horrible.” And he’s like, “You’re just not doing it...
Dec 26th
Family Christmas Presents:
LA Kings Jersey (but you guys already know I got that one 2 weeks ago) Pajamas $45 $30 to Outback Steakhouse $50 GC to Walmart. $25 GC to AMC $25 to Olive Garden I didn’t have to go to church.
Dec 26th
Stop objectifying my friends, you cunts.
Dec 26th
playoninfiniterepeat asked: A tad late on the greeting but I do wish you had a great Christmas and a wonderful new year ahead!

Maia xx
Dec 25th
playoninfiniterepeat asked: A tad late on the greeting but I do wish you had a great Christmas and a wonderful new year ahead!

Maia xx
Dec 25th
"LOL MERRY CHRISTMAS, PLEASE RESTORE YOUR IPOD."
NO, APPLE. NOT TODAY.
Dec 25th
Merry Christmas!
And please, no getting offended if you don’t celebrate Christmas.  It is what I celebrate, so that it what you are getting wished.  I’ve no complaints for when I am wished a Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Happy Yule, or any thing else. And I expect the same courtesy.
Dec 25th
THIS IS THE ONLY CHRISTMAS SONG YOU NEED TO KNOW. →
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
Success!
After weeks of not practicing at all, I have successfully mastered “O Holy Night,” “Carol of the Bells” and a collection of religious Christmas songs in two hours to play at my Grandma’s church tonight. Damn it feels good to be a virtuoso. 
Dec 24th
Someone is thinking of me.
The clasp of my necklace has sunk down to the pendent a good 3 times in half an hour. The myth is that someone is thinking about you when that happens. Hope it’s true~
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
jennaftw: Oh little girls make me laugh. Lol, they needed to get over themselves anyway.
Dec 23rd
Dec 23rd
When you spend 40$ on Sims 3 and once you get home...
anjewgoldenstarofdavid: but you should be able to… D: HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSE TO CREATE YOUR LIFE WITH JAWN NOW? But all of the sims games now are PC-Mac…
Dec 23rd
In related news!
If you’re a Steel Train fan, go tweet Evan Winiker (@SteelTrain) a happy birthday. He’s like 28 today (Dec. 22) or something. I think 28. Pretty sure. Or go tell him on facebook! Whatever, go wish him happiness on his birthday!
Dec 23rd
I am such a shitty friend, oh my god.
I completely forgot that today is Evan’s birthday. Hopefully almost midnight isn’t too late to send a text. 
Dec 23rd
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Emma Stone is so fucking cute.
Dec 22nd
johnocallaghanismybabydaddy: LOL OMG SCENE-NAME GENERATOR godlyfecalmatter: tonyperrysjedibraid: taylorloveshugs: moshsaurus: corinaphernelia: dannuurr: -r0fl: 300suns: Mine’s ALEXANDRA ABANDONMENT  Lmfao, mine’s Nikki DejaVu. Why didn’t I use this back in the day?  “danny anonymous” ~*s0 $c3n3 z0mgg*~  Carina Scorpian wtf. it changed the spelling of my name tho~...
Dec 22nd
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